Imagine… Floor Hockey

I just had a dream that I was playing floor hockey with John Lennon. And I won.

I don’t need a technicolour dream coat to tell me what this means…

Or maybe I do. What do you think that means?

I should mention that I didn’t just win… I was running circles around the guy. I actually tried to let him catch up to me because I felt bad for him.┬áThe only move he had was a decent poke check.

I’m not even that good at floor hockey. But compared to John Lennon, I was like Disney Stars on Ice. And he was like Napoleon Dynamite on acid.

I totally respect how John Lennon changed the face of music forever… but when it comes to floor hockey, I just ate his lunch and popped the bag.

2 Responses to “Imagine… Floor Hockey”

  1. Anonymous July 24, 2011 at 8:15 am #

    It means that a man who found his inspiration through a haze of a drug infused utopia can be smoked by a man who finds his inspiration in a life breathing God.


    • The Reckless Optimist July 25, 2011 at 8:11 am #

      Thank you Steven. John Lennon was a musical genius. But the way he played floor hockey- you may be on to something there with the haze of a drug infused utopia…

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